August 10, 2003

Hidden Dangers of Emerson College...

Netscape AtPlay: "[Liberal Arts students] were twice as likely as medical students to die of lung cancer due to their propensity to smoke. Overall, their risk of death was 42 percent higher than the medical students."

Whaaaaa?! What 'propensity to smoke'? If ever there were an outrageous slur against the puritanical and godly students of Emerson College, this is it!

*Contented sigh* Ah, sarcasm.

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