May 16, 2004

She's Going To Advertise iPods

Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and overrated actress Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday announced the happy arrival of their first child, a daughter whose bewilderingly cruel name is Apple Blythe Alison Martin (my Scottish readers will no doubt be amused to see that this quite obviously makes the girl A BAM!).

In a statement, Martin said the couple were "900 miles over the moon", adding: "We'd like to see the Beckhams beat this. 'Apple' isn't even a bloody name!"

"I was hoping for a boy," said a tired Paltrow. "I wanted to call it 'Chair'."

Sigh...

1 Comments:

At 16/5/04 21:52, Blogger Sean said...

['blithe' pun]

 

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