June 04, 2004

Department of Brief, Simile-Based Jokes

President Bush met with the Pope today, awarding the pontiff the Presidential Medal of Freedom and praising his humanitarianism.

Man, I bet the Pope's never heard that before. He must be absolutely thrilled. For God's sake, why bother giving the Pope the Medal of Freedom? It's like giving Beethoven a Grammy.


At 4/6/04 11:15, Blogger Andrew said...

On second thoughts, I suppose a smile-based joke would be better than a simile-based one...


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