August 30, 2004

Hotscot's Original Miscellany

It might seem like, following Mariana's lavish praise last week, I've been resting on my laurels. Actually, I've just been very busy entertaining Alison and her sister, who have been visiting.

Today, I saw an interview on the Beeb with a Republican senator. The interviewer asked him what he thought of protestors who were accusing the Republicans of exploiting the emotional legacy of September the 11th, by holding their convention in New York. He replied:

"Well, I think protestors will do anything to get on TV, get their issue out . . ."

Umm... That's, you know, kind of the point.

I also saw a repeat of Blossom (I know!) on Nickelodeon today. Was there really a character in that show whose name was 'Six'? What the hell?

I finally went and walked past the new Scottish parliament the other day. It really is the most fantastically ugly eyesore I have ever seen. Maybe if we get Prince Charles up here, pronto, he'll go into apoplexy and die-- and then Prince William can be our gorgeous boy king and everyone in the world can have an orgasm.

Question: what would be the sound of six billion people having an orgasm?

On second thought, I think it would be cooler to time everybody's orgasm so it was more like a Mexican wave.

That seems like a good place to stop.

5 Comments:

At 30/8/04 21:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 billion simultaneous orgasms? Finally, a renewable energy source for when the oil runs out!

Oh, Blossom... I have an astoundingly clear memory of Joey saying he cuts of the sleeves of his flannel shirts to look cool, and then has sleeves to use as arm warmers.

Don't crush those laurels, they're rented.

-->Mariana

 
At 30/8/04 22:30, Blogger Sean said...

see, you should have saved that orgasm line for when you were reviewing a record:

"track two of the new hoobastank album is the sound of six billion people having an orgasm"

now that i think of it, though, you could do the same thing for movies...

"legally blonde 3 is the sound of six billion people having an orgasm"

heck, even for people's facial features

"allison's eyes are the sound of six billion people having an orgasm"

That seems like a good place to stop.

 
At 31/8/04 19:48, Blogger Andrew said...

Sean, your comment was like the sound of six billion people having an orgasm.

 
At 1/9/04 03:49, Blogger Sean said...

aw, shucks.

 
At 7/4/07 20:47, Anonymous Celia said...

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