February 21, 2005

Dope

From BBC NEWS | World: Bush hints he 'tried marijuana'

Bush's White House tenure is now official with the release of allegations that the president has tried marijuana.

Tapes leaked to the press by a formed Bush aide reveal the President explaining why he wouldn't answer questions about his hazy past:

"I don't want some little kid doing what I tried . . . Do you want your little kid to say 'Hey daddy, President Bush tried marijuana, I think I will'?"

Apparently, though, this is okay:

"Hey daddy, President Bush hates gays, says condoms are evil, and bombs whoever he doesn't like. I think I'll do all that, too."

Sigh.

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