June 13, 2005

They Ain't Got No Alibi

Seen on Netscape...



...they think they're just as important as beautiful children.

Also, in case you were wondering, the most popular pick-up line is "You have beautiful eyes"; a scary consequence of being forty and fat is that you may be more likely to suffer from dementia in your old age; the "bizarre kissing risk" is gingivitis (also, pregnancy and eternal damnation); men want to supervise others at work; and coffee wakes you up because that's what coffee does, poindexter.

Oh, and the real alarming news about ugly children is that parents don't love them as much. Because, claim the researchers, Darwin would have wanted it that way.

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