December 13, 2005

Woman Makes Joke

From Netscape Celebrity:

"[Diane] Keaton, 59, appeared on the 'Ellen DeGeneres Show,' where . . . she drew a gasp from the studio audience when she announced, 'I am dating [Keanu Reeves]. We're going to get married.'

. . . But she later admitted, 'No, I'm not with him, of course not.' "

That was the entire story. Diane Keaton said something, then took it back. How is that "news"?! I brought myself one step closer to carpal tunnel syndrome by clicking on that link, and for what? Nothing! Not a single piece of real information about anyone, except that somebody made a lame joke.

Marshall McLuhan was SO on the money.


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