April 24, 2006

And What Is The Deal With...

From All Headline News: Skydiver Killed After Chute Fails To Open

Well, come on, how else is a skydiver going to die? I mean, what other story would they ever print? 'Skydiver Killed After Massive Heart Failure'? 'Skydiver Killed After Run-In With Angry Tobacco Lobbyist'? 'Skydiver Killed After Eating Bad Sushi'?

4 Comments:

At 24/4/06 16:02, Blogger Matthew Brewer said...

Skydiver killed after getting hit by airplane, skydiver killed after phone line cuts him in half, skydiver killed after smashing into a mountain...

 
At 24/4/06 21:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

skydiver killed just as he lunges towards a pretty girl but a lesbian gets to it first and he looks sheepish!

 
At 26/4/06 15:27, Blogger Gil said...

Skydiver killed after arduous bout with cancer...Skydiver killed after shooting own face...Skydiver killed after bungee-jumper by serial X-tremist killer.

 
At 1/5/06 00:24, Blogger Clint said...

Skydiver killed after acute decelleration trauma.

 

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