July 18, 2006

Speaking of Celebrity Weddings...

From Newsvine: Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock to Tie the Knot

"New York — Next week, Pamela Anderson will make an honest man out of Kid Rock."

Is that really even possible?

I just hope their marriage doesn't descend into domestic violence, like this couple, also seen on Newsvine: Man Accused of Blinding Wife With Carrot

"MONROE, CONN. — A 46-year-old man is accused of assaulting his wife with a carrot, causing her to lose sight in one eye. Roderick Vecsey is charged with second-degree assault and disorderly conduct.

Pamela Vecsey, 46, underwent six hours of surgery after being hit in the left eye with the vegetable Saturday night, but doctors were not able to restore her vision."

I mean, you feel bad for laughing, but a carrot? I thought those were supposed to be good for your eyesight!

I'm going straight to hell.


At 19/7/06 09:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zing! no really, that was truly Zing! worthy.



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